madamslayyy:

moon-mason:

Got his ass together in three words

spindrifters:

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

oleanthe:

god this tickles me

(OP’s tiktok here)

youcaneven:

Cowboys kissing. you agree. reblog

madokamagicasecrets:

There’s no such thing as a definitive gay experience because just being LGBT means you have your own experiences and culture and niches and so there can never be just one correct definitive “gay culture” however you can do it wrong by being a swiftie

shitpostingkats:

I saw the dnd movie with my partner and took away only what was intended.

acillianproblem:

NO ONE SPEAK TO ME I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

chronicas:

chronicas:

chronicas:

You could tell Eggman you’re trans and he’d immediately be like “Hoho! How would you like to try my brand new ULTRA MEGA TESTOSTERONE?!” And like it’d absolutely work but he’d definitely be using it as one of the benefits of joining the Eggman Empire. Which also has dental.

You’d work for Eggman and be like “Hey boss just so you know I’m a girl now,” and he’d be like “Oh okay, do you want more giant spikes on the robot mech I gave you?” Because his only frame of reference for girly things is Neo Metal Sonic and Amy so it’s either huge spikes or huge hammers.

If this breaks 10k I’ll draw it.

turbro:

dat-soldier:

fell cock first on a cactuce

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

Breaking bad but instead of meth they make poppers

biloveds:

biloveds:

omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it’s soo good and everything’s fine actually

ppl who say pasta why are u boring. good for u though

macklesufficient:

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

manathistle:

sorry im not a “picky eater” nor am I “spoiled” i’m neuroatypical and my safe foods are ortolan bunting,veal tartare, lobster with browned butter and a microgreen foam, duck fois gras with a white truffle remoulade, A5 Wagyu, and o-toro sashimi purchased directly from tsukiji market in toyko. please educate yourself